CANTERBURY TALES

by Geoffry Chaucer

The Canon Yeoman's Tale

The Prologe of the Chanouns Yemannes Tale

        Whan ended was the lyf of Seinte Cecile,
 Er we hadde riden fully fyve mile,
 A Boghtoun under blee us gan atake
 A man that clothed was in clothes blake,
5 And undernethe he hadde a whyt surplys.
 His hakeney, that was al pomely grys,
 So swatte that it wonder was to see;
 It semed as he had priked miles three.
 The hors eek that his yeman rood upon
10 So swatte that unnethe myghte it gon.
 Aboute the peytrel sood the foom ful hye;
 He was of foom al flekked as a pye.
 A male tweyfoold on his croper lay;
 It semed that he caried lite array.
15 Al light for somer rood this worthy man,
 And in myn herte wondren I bigan
 What that he was, til that I understood
 How that his cloke was sowed to his good;
 For which, whan I hadde longe avysed me,
20 I demed hym som chanoun for to be.
 His hat heeng at his bak doun by a laas,
 For he hadde riden moore than trot or paas;
 He hadde ay priked lik as he were wood.
 A clote-leef he hadde under his hood
25 For swoot, and for to keep his heed from heete.
 But it was joye for to seen hym swete!
 His forheed dropped as a stillatorie,
 Were ful of plantayne and of paritorie.
 And whan that he was come, he ban to crye,
30 "God save," quod he, "this joly compaignye!
 Faste have I priked," quod he, "for youre sake,
 By cause that I woldeyow atake,
 To riden in this myrie compaignye."
 His yeman eek was ful of curteisye,
35 And seyde, "Sires, now in the morwe-tyde
 Out of youre hostelrie I saugh yow ryde,
 And warned heer my lord and my soverayn,
 Which that to ryden with yow is ful fayn
 For his desport; he loveth daliaunce.
40        Freend, for thy warnyng God yeve thee good chaunce!"
 Thanne seyde oure Hoost, "for certein it wolde seme
 Thy lord were wys, and so I may wel deme.
 He is ful jocunde also, dar I leye!
 Can he oght telle a myrie tale or tweye,
45 With which he glade may his compaignye?"
        "Who, sire? My lord? Ye, ye, withouten lye,
 He kan of murthe and eek of jolitee
 Nat but ynough: also, sire, trusteth me,
 And ye hym knewe as wel as do I,
50 Ye wolde wondre how wel and craftily
 He koude werke, and that in sondry wise.
 He hath take on hym many a greet emprise,
 Which were ful hard for any that is heere
 To brynge aboute, but they of hym it leere.
55 As hoomly as he rit amonges yow,
 If ye hym knewe, it wolde be for youre prow.
 Ye wolde nat forgoon his aqueyntaunce
 For muchel good, I dar leye in balaunce
 Al that I have in my possessioun.
60 He is a man of heigh discrecioun;
 I warne yow wel, he is a passyng man."
        "Wel," quod oure Hoost, "I pray thee tel me than,
 Is he a clerk, or noon? telle what he is."
        "Nay, he is gretter than a clerk, ywis,"
65 Seyde this yeman, and in wordes fewe,
 Hoost, of his craft somwhat I wol yow shewe.
        I seye, my lord kan swich subtilitee --
 But al his craft ye may nat wite at me,
 And somwhat helpe I yet to his wirkyng --
70 That al this ground on which we been ridyng,
 Til that we come to Caunterbury toun,
 He koude al clene turne it up-so-doun,
 And pave it al of silver and of gold."
        And whan this yeman hadde this tale ytold
75 Unto oure Hoost, he seyde, "Benedicitee!
 This thyng is wonder merveillous to me,
 Syn that thy lord is of so heigh prudence,
 By cause of which men sholde hym reverence,
 That of his worshipe rekketh he so lite.
80 His overslope nys nat worth a myte,
 As in effect, to hym, so moot I go!
 It is al baudy and totore also.
 Why is thy lord so sluttissh, I the preye,
 And is of power bettre clooth to beye,
85 Of that his dede accorde with thy speche?
 Telle me that, and that I thee biseche."
        "Why?" quod this yeman, "wherto axe ye me?
 God help me so, for he shal nevere thee!
 (But I wol nat avowe that I seye,
90 And therfore keepe it secree, I yow preye.)
 He is to wys, in feith, as I bileeve.
 That that is overdoon, it wol nat preeve
 Aright, as clerkes seyn; it is a vice.
 Wherfore in that I holde hym lewed and nyce.
95 For whan a man hath over-greet a wit,
 Ful oft hym happeth to mysusen it.
 So dooth my lord, and that me greveth soore;
 God it amende! I kan sey yow namoore."
        "Ther-of no fors, good yeman," quod oure Hoost;
100 "Syn of the konnyng of thy lord thow woost,
 Telle how he dooth, I pray thee hertely,
 Syn that he is so crafty and so sly.
 Where dwelle ye, if it to telle be?"
        "In the suburbes of a toun," quod he,
105 Lurkynge in hernes and in lanes blynde,
 Wheras this robbours and thise theves by kynde
 Holden hir pryvee fereful residence,
 As they that dar nat shewen hir presence;
 So faren we, if I shal seye the sothe."
110        "Now," quod oure Hoost, "yit lat me talke to the.
 Why artow so discoloured of thy face?"
        "Peter! quod he, "God yeve it harde grace,
 I am so used in the fyr to blowe
 That it hath chaunged my colour, I trowe.
115 I am nat wont in no mirour to prie,
 But swynke soore and lerne multiplie.
 We blondren evere and pouren in the fir,
 And for al that we faille of oure desir,
 For evere we lakken oure conclusioun.
120 To muchel folk we doon illusioun,
 And borwe gold, be it a pound or two,
 Or ten, or twelve, or manye sommes mo,
 And make hem wenen, at the leeste weye,
 That of a pound we koude make tweye.
125 Yet is it fals, but ay we han good hope
 It for to doon, and after it we grope.
 But that science is so fer us biforn,
 We mowen nat, although we hadden it sworn,
 It overtake, it slit awey so faste.
130 It wole us maken beggers atte laste."
        Whil this yeman was thus in his talkyng,
 This Chanoun drough hym neer, and herde al thyng
 Which that this yeman spak, for suspecioun
 Of mennes speche evere hadde this Chanoun.
135 For Catoun seith that he that gilty is
 Demeth alle thyng be spoke of hym, ywis.
 That was the cause he gan so ny hym drawe
 To his yeman, to herknen al his sawe.
 And thus he seyde unto his yeman tho:
140 "Hoold thou thy pees, and spek no wordes mo,
 For if thou do, thou shalt it deere abye.
 Thou sclaundrest me heere in this compaignye,
 And eek discoverest that thou sholdest hyde."
        "Ye," quod oure Hoost, "telle on, what bityde.
145 Of al his thretyng rekke nat a myte!"
        "In feith," quod he, "namoore I do but lyte."
        And whan this chanon saugh it wolde nat bee,
 But his yeman wolde telle his pryvetee,
 He fledde awey for verray sorwe and shame.
150        "A!" quod the yeman, "heere shal arise game;
 Al that I kan anon now wol I telle.
 Syn he is goon, the foule feend hym quelle!
 For nevere heerafter wol I with hym meete
 For peny ne for pound, I yow biheete.
155 He that me broghte first unto that game,
 Er that he dye, sorwe have he and shame!
 For it is ernest to me, by me feith;
 That feele I wel, what so any man seith.
 And yet, for al my smert and al my grief,
160 For al my sorwe, labour, and meschief,
 I koude nevere leve it in no wise.
 Now wolde God my wit myghte suffise
 To tellen al that longeth to that art!
 But nathelees yow wol I tellen part.
165 Syn that my lord is goon, I wol nat spare;
 Swich thyng as that I knowe, I wol declare.

Heere endeth the Prologe of the Chanouns Yemannes Tale

Prologue of the Canon's Yeoman's Tale

When Saint Cecilia's Life was done, and whiles
We had not farther gone a good five miles,
At Boughton-under-Blean us did o'ertake
A man, who was clothed all in clothes of black,
And underneath he had a surplice white.
His hackney was of dappled-grey, so bright
With sweat that it was marvelous to see;
It seemed that he had spurred him for miles three.
The horse too that his yeoman rode upon
So sweat that scarcely could it go; and on
The breast strap of the harness foam stood high,
Whereof he was as flecked as is a pie.
A double wallet on his crupper lay,
And as it seemed, he went in light array.
Lightly, for summer, rode this worthy man,
And in my heart to wonder I began
What he could be, until I understood
The way he had his cloak sewed to his hood;
From which, when long I had communed with me,
I judged at length some canon he must be.
His hat hung on his back down by a lace,
For he had ridden more than trot or pace;
He had spurred hard, indeed, as madman would.
A burdock leaf he had beneath his hood
To curb the sweat and keep his head from heat
But what a joy it was to see him sweat!
His forehead dripped as a distillatory
Were full of plantain and of pellitory.
And this man when he came began to cry:
"God save," said he, "this jolly company!
Fast I have spurred," said he then, "for your sake,
Because I wanted you to overtake,
To ride on in this merry company."
His yeoman too was full of courtesy,
And said: "Good sirs, all in the morningtide
Out of your hostelry I saw you ride,
And warned my lord and master, full and plain,
And he to ride with you is truly fain
For his amusement; he loves dalliance."
"Friend, for your warning, God give you good chance,"
Said then our host, "for truly it would seem
Your lord is wise, and so I may well deem;
He is right jocund also, I dare lay.
Can he a merry tale tell, on the way,
Wherewith to gladden this our company?"
"Who, sir? My lord? Yea, yea, without a lie,
He knows of mirth and of all jollity
Not but enough; and also, sir, trust me,
If you but knew him as well as do I,
You'd wonder much how well and craftily
He can behave, and that in different wise.
He's taken on him many an enterprise
That were right hard for anyone that's here
(Unless he learned it) to effect, I fear.
As plainly as he rides, here among you,
It would be to your profit if you knew
Him well; you'd not give up his acquaintance
For much of wealth, I dare lay in balance
All that I have of goods in my possession.
He is a man of wondrous high discretion,
I warn you well, he's a surpassing man."
"Well," said our host, "then pray tell, if you can,
Is he a clerk, or not? Tell what he is."
"Nay, he is greater than a clerk, ywis,"
This yeoman said, "and briefly, if you'll wait,
Host, of his craft a little I'll relate.
"I say, my lord has so much subtlety
(But all his art you cannot learn from me,
And yet I help by working at his side),
That all this pleasant land through which we ride,
From here right into Canterbury town,
Why, he could turn it all clean upside-down
And pave it all with silver and with gold."
And when this yeoman had this story told
Unto our host, our host said: "Ben' cite!
This thing is wondrous marvelous to me,
Since your lord is a man of such science,
For which men should hold him in reverence,
That of his dignity his care's so slight;
His over-garment is not worth a mite
For such a man as he, so may I go!
It is all dirty and it's torn also.
Why is your lord so slovenly, pray I,
And yet has power better clothes to buy,
If but his deeds accord well with your speech?
Tell me that, sir, and that I do beseech."
"Why?" asked this yeoman, "Why ask this of me?
God help me, wealthy he will never be!
(But I will, not stand back of what I say,
And therefore keep it secret, I you pray).
He is too wise, in faith, as I believe;
That which is overdone, as I conceive,
Won't turn out right, clerks say, and that's a vice.
In that, I hold him ignorantly nice.
For when a man has overmuch of wit,
It often happens he misuses it;
So does my lord, and this thing grieves me sore.
May God amend it, I can say no more."
"No matter then, good yeoman," said our host;
"Since of the learning of your lord you boast,
Tell how he works, I pray you heartily,
Since he's so clever and withal so sly.
Where do you dwell, if you may tell it me?"
"Within the suburbs of a town," said he,
"Lurking in corners and in alleys blind,
Wherein these thieves and robbers, every kind,
Have all their privy fearful residence,
As those who dare not show men their presence;
So do we live, if I'm to tell the truth."
"Now," said our host, "Let me go on, forsooth.
Why are you so discoloured in the face?"
"Peter!" cried he. "God give it evil grace!
I am so wont upon the fire to blow
That it has changed my colour, as I trow.
I'm not wont in a mirror, sir, to pry,
But I work hard to learn to multiply.
We stir and mix and stare into the fire,
But for all that we fail of our desire,
And never do we come to our conclusion.
To many folk we bring about illusion,
And borrow gold, perhaps a pound or two,
Or ten, or twelve, or any sum will do,
And make them think, aye, at the least, it's plain,
That from a pound of gold we can make twain!
It is all false, but yet we have great hope
That we can do it, and after it we grope.
But that science is so far us before,
We never can, in spite of all we swore,
Come up with it, it slides away so fast;
And it will make us beggars at the last."
The while this yeoman chattered on like this,
The canon nearer drew and did not miss
A thing he said; suspicion always woke
In him, indeed, when anybody spoke.
For Cato says suspicion's ever fed
In any guilty man when aught is said.
That was the reason why he drew so near
To his yeoman, his gossiping to hear.
And thus he said unto his yeoman then:
"Now hold your peace and do not speak again,
For if you do you'll pay it ruefully;
You slander me, here in this company,
And you uncover that which you should hide."
"Yea?" said our host, "Tell on, whate'er betide;
For all his threatening do not care a mite!"
"In faith," said he, "my caring is but slight."
And when this canon saw how it would be,
That his yeoman would tell his privity,
He fled away for very grief and shame.
"Ah," said the yeoman, "hence shall come a game.
All that I know anon now will I tell.
Since he is gone, the Fiend take him to Hell!
With him hereafter I'll have naught to do
For penny or for pound, I promise you!
He that first brought me into that ill game,
Before he die, sorrow have he and shame!
For it's no game to me, sirs, by my fay;
That I feel well, whatever men may say.
And yet, for all my smart and all my grief,
For all the sorrow, labour, and mischief,
I never could leave off, in any wise.
Now would to God that my wit might suffice
To tell of all pertaining to that art!
Nevertheless, I will relate a part;
Since now my lord is gone, I will not spare;
The things I know about I will declare." 

Here begins the Prologue of the Canon's Yeoman's Tale


Heere bigynneth the Chanouns Yeman his Tale
Prima pars

        With this Chanoun I dwelt have seven yeer,
 And of his science am I never the neer.
 Al that I hadde I have lost therby,
170 And, God woot, so hath many mo than I.
 Ther I was wont to be right fressh and gay
 Of clothyng and of oother good array,
 Now may I were an hose upon myn heed;
 And wher my colour was bothe fressh and reed
175 Now is it wan and of a leden hewe -
 Whoso it useth, soore shal he rewe! -
 And of my swynk yet blered is myn ye.
 Lo, which avantage is to multiplie!
 That slidynge science hath me maad so bare
180 That I have no good, wher that evere I fare;
 And yet I am endetted so therby,
 Of gold that I have borwed, trewely,
 That whil I lyve I shal it quite nevere.
 Lat every man be war by me for evere!
185 What maner man that casteth hym therto,
 If he continue, I holde his thrift ydo.
 For so helpe me God, therby shal he nat wynne,
 But empte his purs, and make his wittes thynne.
 And whan he, thurgh his madnesse and folye,
190 Hath lost his owene good thurgh jupartye,
 Thanne he exciteth oother folk therto,
 To lesen hir good, as he hymself hath do.
 For unto shrewes joye it is and ese
 To have hir felawes in peyne and disese.
195 Thus was I ones lerned of a clerk.
 Of that no charge, I wol speke of oure werk.
        Whan we been there as we shul exercise
 Oure elvysshe craft, we semen wonder wise,
 Oure termes been so clerigal and so queynte.
200 I blowe the fir til that myn herte feynte.
 What sholde I tellen ech proporcion
 Of thynges whiche that we werche upon -
 As on fyve or sixe ounces, may wel be,
 Of silver, or som oother quantitee -
205 And bisye me to telle yow the names
 Of orpyment, brent bones, iren squames,
 That into poudre grounden been ful smal;
 And in an erthen pot how put is al,
 And salt yput in, and also papeer,
210 Biforn thise poudres that I speke of heer;
 And wel ycovered with a lampe of glas;
 And of muche oother thyng which that ther was;
 And of the pot and glasses enlutyng,
 That of the eyr myghte passe out nothyng;
215 And of the esy fir, and smart also,
 Which that was maad, and of the care and wo
 That we hadde in oure matires sublymyng,
 And in amalgamyng and calcenyng
 Of quyksilver, yclept mercurie crude?
220 For alle oure sleightes we kan nat conclude.
 Oure orpyment and sublymed mercurie,
 Oure grounden litarge eek on the porfurie,
 Of ech of thise of ounces a certeyn --
 Noght helpeth us, oure labour is in veyn.
225 Ne eek oure spirites ascencioun,
 Ne oure materes that lyen al fix adoun,
 Mowe in oure werkyng no thyng us availle,
 For lost is al oure labour and travaille;
 And al the cost, a twenty devel waye,
230 Is lost also, which we upon it laye.
        Ther is also ful many another thyng
 That is unto oure craft apertenyng.
 Though I by ordre hem nat reherce kan,
 By cause that I am a lewed man,
235 Yet wol I telle hem as they come to mynde,
 Thogh I ne kan nat sette hem in hir kynde:
 As boole armonyak, verdegrees, boras,
 And sondry vessels maad of erthe and glas,
 Oure urynales and oure descensories,
240 Violes, crosletz, and sublymatories,
 Cucurbites and alambikes eek,
 And othere swiche, deere ynough a leek.
 Nat nedeth it for to reherce hem alle, --
 Watres rubifyng, and boles galle,
245 Arsenyk, sal armonyak and brymstoon;
 And herbes koude I telle eek many oon,
 As egremoyne, valerian, and lunarie,
 And othere swiche, if that me liste tarie;
 Oure lampes brennyng bothe nyght and day,
250 To brynge aboute oure purpos, if we may;
 Oure fourneys eek of calcinacioun,
 And of watres albificacioun;
 Unslekked lym,chalk, and gleyre of an ey,
 Poudres diverse, asshes, donge, pisse, and cley,
255 Cered pokkets, sal peter, vitriole,
 And diverse fires maad of wode and cole;
 Sal tartre, alkaly, and sal preparat,
 And combust materes and coagulat;
 Cley maad with hors of mannes heer, and oille
260 Of tartre, alum glas, berme, wort, and argoille,
 Resalgar, and oure materes enbibyng,
 And eek of oure materes encorporyng,
 And of oure silver citrinacioun,
 Oure cementyng and fermentacioun,
265 Oure yngottes, testes, and many mo.
        I wol yow telle, as was me taught also,
 The foure spirites and the bodies sevene,
 By ordre, as ofte I herde my lord hem nevene.
        The firste spirit quyksilver called is,
270 The seconde orpyment, the thridde, ywis,
 Sal armonyak, and the ferthe brymstoon.
 The bodyes sevene eek, lo! hem heere anoon:
 Sol gold is, and Luna silver we threpe,
 Mars iren, Mercurie quyksilver we clepe,
275 Saturnus leed, and Juppiter is tyn,
 And Venus coper, by my fader kyn!
        This cursed craft whoso wole excercise,
 He shal no good han that hym may suffise;
 For al the good he spendeth theraboute
280 He lese shal; therof have I no doute.
 Whoso that listeth outen his folie,
 Lat hym come forth and lerne multiplie;
 And every man that oght hath in his cofre,
 Lat hym appiere, and wexe a philosophre.
285 Ascaunce that craft is so light to leere?
 Nay, nay, God woot, al be he monk or frere,
 Preest or chanoun, or any oother wyght,
 Though he sitte at his book bothe day and nyght
 In lernyng of this elvysshe nyce loore,
290 Al is in veyn, and parde! muchel moore.
 To lerne a lewed man this subtiltee -
 Fy! spek nat therof, for it wol nat bee;
 And konne he letterure, or konne he noon,
 As in effect, he shal fynde it al oon.
295 For bothe two, by my savacioun,
 Concluden in multiplicacioun
 Ylike wel, whan they han al ydo;
 This is to seyn, they faillen bothe two.
        Yet forgat I to maken rehersaille
300 Of watres corosif, and of lymaille,
 And of bodies mollificacioun,
 And also of hire induracioun;
 Oilles, ablucions, and metal fusible, -
 To tellen al wolde passen any bible
305 That owher is; wherfore, as for beste,
 Of alle thise names now wol I me reste.
 For, as I trowe, I have yow toold ynowe
 To reyse a feend, al looke he never so rowe.
        A! Nay! Lat be; the philosophres stoon,
310 Elixer clept, we sechen faste echoon;
 For hadde we hym, thanne were we siker ynow.
 But unto God of hevene I make avow,
 For al oure craft, whan we han al ydo,
 And al oure sleighte, he wol nat come us to.
315 He hath ymaad us spenden muchel good,
 For sorwe of which almoost we wexen wood,
 But that good hope crepeth in oure herte,
 Supposynge evere, though we sore smerte,
 To be releeved by hym afterward.
320 Swich supposyng and hope is sharp and hard;
 I warne yow wel, it is to seken evere.
 That futur temps hath maad men to dissevere,
 In trust therof, from al that evere they hadde.
 Yet of that art they kan nat wexen sadde,
325 For unto hem it is a bitter sweete, -
 So semeth it, - for nadde they but a sheete,
 Which that they myghte wrappe hem inne a-nyght,
 And a brat to walken inne by daylyght,
 They wolde hem selle and spenden on this craft.
330 They kan nat stynte til no thyng be laft.
 And everemoore, where that evere they goon
 Men may hem knowe by smel of brymstoon.
 For al the world they stynken as a goot;
 Hir savour is so rammyssh and so hoot
335 That though a man from hem a mile be,
 The savour wole infecte hym, trusteth me.
 And thus by smel, and by threedbare array,
 If that men liste, this folk they knowe may.
 And if a man wole aske hem pryvely
340 Why they been clothed so unthriftily,
 They right anon wol rownen is his ere,
 And seyn that if that they espied were,
 Men wolde hem slee by cause of hir science.
 Lo, thus this folk bitrayen innocence!
345        Passe over this; if go my tale unto.
 Er that the pot be on the fir ydo,
 Of metals with a certeyn quantitee,
 My lord hem tempreth, and no man be he -
 Now he is goon, I dar seyn boldely -
350 For, as men seyn, he kan doon craftily.
 Algate I woot wel he hath swich a name,
 And yet ful ofte he renneth in a blame.
 And wite ye how? Ful ofte it happeth so,
 The pot tobreketh, and farewel, al is go!
355 Thise metals been of so greet violence,
 Oure walles mowe nat make hem resistence,
 But if they weren wroght of lym and stoon;
 They percen so, and thurgh the wal they goon.
 And somme of hem synken into the ground -
360 Thus han we lost by tymes many a pound -
 And somme are scatered al the floor aboute;
 Somme lepe into the roof. Withouten doute,
 Though that the feend noght in oure sighte hym shewe,
 I trowe he with us be, that ilke shrewe!
365 In helle, where that he lord is and sire,
 Nis ther moore wo, ne moore rancour ne ire.
 Whan that oure pot is broke, as I have sayd,
 Every man chit, and halt hym yvele apayd.
        Somme seyde it was long on the fir makyng;
370 Somme seyde nay, it was on the blowyng, -
 Thanne was I fered, for that was myn office.
 "Straw!" quod the thridde, "ye been lewed and nyce.
 It was nat tempred as it oghte be.
 "Nay," quod the fourthe, "stynt and herkne me.
375 By cause oure fir ne was nat maad of beech,
 That is the cause, and oother noon, so th'eech!"
 I kan nat telle wheron it was long,
 But wel I woot greet strif is us among.
        "What," quod my lord, "ther is namoore to doone;
380 Of thise perils I wol be war eftsoone.
 I am right siker that the pot was crased.
 Be as be may, be ye no thyng amased;
 As usage is, lat swepe the floor as swithe,
 Plukke up youre hertes, and beeth glad and blithe."
385        The mullok on an heep ysweped was,
 And on the floor ycast a canevas,
 And al this mullok in a syve ythrowe,
 And sifted, and ypiked mayn a throwe.
        "Pardee," quod oon, "somwhat of oure metal
390 Yet is ther heere, though that we han nat al.
 Although this thyng myshapped have as now,
 Another tyme it may be well ynow.
 Us moste putte oure good in aventure.
 A marchant, pardee, may nat ay endure,
395 Trusteth me wel, in his prosperitee.
 Somtyme his good is drowned in the see,
 And somtyme comth it sauf unto the londe."
        "Pees!" quod my lord, the nexte tyme I wol fonde
 To bryngen oure craft al in another plite,
400 And but I do, sires, lat me han the wite.
 Ther was defaute in somwhat, wel I woot."
        Another seyde the fir was over-hoot, -
 But, be it hoot or coold, I dar seye this,
 That we concluden everemoore amys.
405 We faille of that which that we wolden have,
 And in oure madnesse everemoore we rave.
 And whan we been togidres everichoon,
 Every man semeth a Salomon.
 But al thyng which that shineth as the gold
410 Nis nat gold, as that I have herd it told;
 Ne every appul that is fair at eye
 Ne is nat good, what so men clappe or crye.
 Right so, lo, fareth it amonges us:
 He that semeth the wiseste, by Jhesus!
415 Is moost fool, whan it cometh to the preef;
 And he that semeth trewest is the theef.
 That shul ye knowe, er that I fro yow wende,
 By that I of my tale have maad an ende.

Explicit prima pars.

Here begins the Canon's Yeoman's Tale
Prima pars

Seven years I've served this canon, but no more
I know about his science than before.
All that I had I have quite lost thereby;
And, God knows, so have many more than I.
Where I was wont to be right fresh and gay
Of clothing and of other good array,
Now may I wear my old hose on my head;
And where my colour was both fresh and red,
Now it is wan and of a leaden hue;
Whoso this science follows, he shall rue.
And from my toil yet bleary is my eye,
Behold the gain it is to multiply!
That slippery science has made me so bare
That I've no goods, wherever I may fare;
And I am still indebted so thereby
For gold that I have borrowed, truthfully,
That while I live I shall repay it never.
Let every man be warned by me for ever!
And any man who casts his lot thereon,
If he continue, I hold his thrift gone.
So help me God, thereby he shall not win,
But empty purse and have his wits grow thin.
And when he, through his madness and folly,
Has lost his own, by willing jeopardy,
Then will he incite others, many a one,
To lose their wealth as he himself has done.
For unto scoundrels it's a pleasant thing
Their fellows in distress and pain to bring,
Thus was I taught once by a learned clerk.
Of that no matter, I'll speak of our work.
When we are where we choose to exercise
Our elvish craft, why, we seem wondrous wise,
Our terms are all so learned and so quaint.
I blow the fire till my heart's like to faint.
Why tell you what proportions of things went
In working out each new experiment,
As five ounces, or six, it may well be,
Of silver, or some other quantity?
Or tell you all the names, my memory fails,
Of orpiment, burnt bones, and iron scales
That into powder we ground fine and small?
Or in an earthen pot how we put all,
And salt put in, and also pepper dear,
Before these powders that I speak of here,
And covered all these with a plate of glass,
And of the various other gear there was?
And of the sealing of the pot and glass,
So that the air might no way from it pass?
And of the slow fire and the forced also,
Which we made there, and of the care and woe
That we took in our matter's sublimating,
And in calcining and amalgamating
Quicksilver, which is known as mercury crude?
For all our skill, we never could conclude.
Our orpiment and sublimed mercury,
Our litharge that we ground on porphyry,
Of each some certain ounces- it is plain
Naught helped us, all our labour was in vain.
Neither the gases that by nature rose
Nor solid matter either- none of those
Might, in our working, anything avail.
For lost was all our labour and travail,
And all the cost, the devil's own to pay,
Was lost also, for we made no headway.
There is also full many another thing
That to our craft pertains in labouring.
Though name them properly I never can,
Because, indeed, I am an ignorant man,
Yet will I tell them as they come to mind,
Though I'll not try to class each one by kind;
Armenian bole, borax, the green of brass,
And sundry vessels made of earth and glass,
Our urinals and all our descensories,
Vials and crucibles, sublimatories,
Cucurbites, and alembics, and such freaks,
All dear enough if valued at two leeks.
There is no need to specify them all,
The reddening waters and the dark bull's gall,
Arsenic, sal ammoniac, and brimstone;
And, too, of herbs could I name many a one,
Valerian, agrimony, and lunary,
And others such, if I but wished to tarry.
Our lamps that burned by day and burned by night
To bring about our end, if but we might,
Our furnace, too, white-hot for calcination,
And waters all prepared for albication,
Unslaked lime, chalk, and white of egg, I say,
Powders diverse, and ashes, dung, piss, clay,
Little waxed bags, saltpetre, vitriol;
And many a different fire of wood and coal;
Alkali, salt, potassium carbonate,
And our burnt matters, and coagulate,
Clay mixed with horses' or men's hair, and oil
Of tartar, alum, glass, yeast, wort, argoil,
Realgar, and our matters absorbent,
And with them, too, our matters resorbent,
And how we practised silver citrination
And our cementing and our fermentation,
Our moulds and testers, aye, and many more.
I will tell you, as I was taught before,
The bodies seven and the spirits four,
In order, as my master named of yore.
The first of spirits, then, quicksilver is,
The second arsenic, the third, ywis,
Is sal ammoniac, the fourth brimstone.
The seven bodies I'll describe anon:
Sol, gold is, Luna's silver, as we see,
Mars iron, and quicksilver's Mercury,
Saturn is lead, and Jupiter is tin,
And Venus copper, by my father's kin!
This wicked craft, whoso will exercise,
He shall gain never wealth that may suffice;
For all the coin he spends therein goes out
And is but lost, of which I have no doubt.
Whoso, then, will exhibit such folly,
Let him come forth and learn to multiply;
And every man that has aught in coffer,
Let him appear and be philosopher.
Perhaps that craft is easy to acquire?
Nay, nay, God knows! And be he monk or friar
Canon, or priest, or any other wight,
Though he sit at his books both day and night
In learning of this elvish, fruitless lore,
All is in vain, and by gad it's much more!
To teach an ignorant man this subtlety-
Fie! Speak not of it, for it cannot be;
And though he has booklore, or though he's none,
In final count he shall find it all one.
For both of them, and this by my salvation,
Come to one end seeking multiplication;
They fare the same when they've done everything;
That is to say, they both fail, sorrowing.
Yet I forgot to tell you in detail
Of the corrosive waters and limaille,
And of some bodies the mollification,
And on the other hand of induration,
Oils, and ablutions, metals fusible-
More than a bible it would need to tell,
The largest ever; therefore I think best
That of these names I say no more, but rest.
For I believe that I've told you enough
To raise a devil, be he never so rough.
Ah no! Let be; the old philosopher's stone
Is called elixir, which we seek, each one;
For had we that, then were we safe enow.
But unto God in Heaven do I vow,
For all our art, when we've done all things thus,
And all our tricks, it will not come to us.
The thing has caused us to spend all we had,
For grief of which almost we should go mad,
Save that good hope comes creeping in the heart,
Supposing ever, though we sorely smart,
The elixir will relieve us afterward;
The tension of such hope is sharp and hard;
I warn you well, it means go seeking ever;
That future time has made men to dissever,
Trusting that hope, from all that ever they had.
Yet of that art they cannot well grow sad,
For unto them it is a bitter-sweet;
So it appears; for had they but a sheet
With which to wrap themselves about by night,
And a coarse cloak to walk in by daylight,
They'd sell them both and spend it on this craft;
They can withhold naught till there's nothing left
And evermore, wherever they'll be gone,
Men know them by their smell of foul brimstone;
For all the world they stink as does a goat;
Their savour is so rammish and so hot
That, though a man a mile away may be,
The odour will infect him, trust to me!
Thus by their smell and their threadbare array,
If men but wish, these folk they'll know, I say.
And if a man but ask them privately
Why they do go clothed so unthriftily,
They right away will whisper in his ear
And say that if they should be noticed here,
Why, men would slay them, what of their science;
Lo, thus these folk impose on innocence!
Pass over this; unto my tale I'll run.
Before the pot upon the fire be done,
Of metals in a certain quantity
My lord it tempers, and no man save he-
Now he is gone I dare say this boldly-
For, as men say, he can work artfully;
Always I well know be has such a name,
And yet full often has he been to blame;
And know you how? Full oft it happens so,
The pot broke, and farewell! All vanished, O!
These metals have such violence and force
That crucibles cannot resist their course
Unless they are built up of lime and stone;
They penetrate, and through the wall they're gone,
And some of them sink right into the ground-
Thus have we lost, at times, full many a pound-
And some are scattered all the floor about,
Some leap up to the roof. Beyond a doubt,
Although the Fiend's to us not visible,
I think he's with us, aye, that same scoundrel!
In Hell, wherein he is the lord and sire,
There's not more woe, nor ****rancour, nor more ire.
For when our pot is broken, as I've said,
Each man will scold and think that he's been bled.
One said that it was due to fire-making,
One said it was the blowing of the thing
(There I was scared, for that was what I did);
"O straw! You silly fool!" the third one chid,
"It was not tempered as it ought to be."
"Nay," said the fourth, "shut up and list to me;
It was because our fire was not of beech,
That's why, by all the wealth I hope to reach!"
I cannot tell where one should put the blame;
There was a dreadful quarrel, just the same.
"What!" cried my lord, "there's no more to be done,
Whatever 'twas, I'll know the reason soon;
I am quite certain that the pot was crazed.
Be as it may, do not stand there amazed;
As always, sweep the floor up quickly lad,
Pluck up your hearts and be both blithe and glad."
The rubbish in a heap then swept up was,
And on the floor was spread a large canvas,
And all this rubbish in a sieve was thrown,
And sifted, picked, and whirled, both up and down.
"By gad," said one, "something of our metal
There is yet here, although we have not all.
Although this thing has gone awry for now,
Another time it may be well enow.
We must put all our wealth at adventure;
A merchant's luck, gad! will not aye endure,
Believe me, in his high prosperity;
Sometimes his freight will sink beneath the sea,
And sometimes comes it safely unto land."
"Peace," said my lord, "next time I'll understand
How to proceed and with a better aim;
And, save I do, sirs, let me be to blame;
There was defect in something, well I know 't."
Another said the fire was far too hot.
But were it hot or cold, I dare say this,
That we concluded evermore amiss.
We fail of that which we desire to have,
And in our madness evermore we rave.
And when we're all together, then each one
Seems as he were a very Solomon.
But everything that glisters like fine gold
Is not gold, as I've often heard it told;
And every apple that is fair to eye
Is yet not sound, whatever hucksters cry;
And even so, that's how it fares with us:
For he that seems the wisest, by Jesus,
Is greatest fool, when proof is asked, in brief;
And he that seems the truest is a thief;
That shall you know ere I from you do wend,
When of my tale I've made at length an end.

Explicit prima pars. 


 
 
Et sequitur pars secunda.
 

        Ther is a chanoun of religioun
420 Amounges us, wolde infecte al a toun,
 Thogh it as greet were as was Nynyvee,
 Rome, Alisaundre, Troye, and othere three.
 His sleightes and his infinite falsnesse
 Ther koude no man writen, as I gesse,
425 Though that he myghte lyve a thousand yeer.
 In al this world of falshede nis his peer;
 For in his termes he wol hym so wynde,
 And speke his wordes in so sly a kynde,
 Whanne he commune shal with any wight,
430 That he wol make hym doten anonright,
 But it a feend be, as hymselven is.
 Ful many a man hath he bigiled er this,
 And wole, if that he lyve may a while;
 And yet men ride and goon ful many a mile
435 Hym for to seke and have his aqueyntaunce,
 Noght knowynge of his false governaunce.
 And if yow list to yeve me audience,
 I wol it tellen heere in youre presence.
        But worshipful chanons religious,
440 Ne demeth nat that I sclaundre youre hous,
 Although that my tale of a chanoun bee.
 Of every ordre som shrewe is, pardee,
 And God forbede that al a compaignye
 Sholde rewe o singuleer mannes folye.
445 To sclaundre yow is no thyng myn entente,
 But to correcten that is mys I mente.
 This tale was nat oonly toold for yow
 But eek for othere mo; ye woot wel how
 That among Cristes apostelles twelve
450 Ther nas no traytour but Judas hymselve.
 Thanne why sholde al the remenant have a blame
 That giltlees were? By yow I seye the same,
 Save oonly this, if ye wol herke me:
 If any Judas in youre covent be,
455 Remoeveth hym bitymes, I yow rede,
 If shame or los may causen any drede.
 And beeth no thyng displesed, I yow preye,
 But in this cas herkneth what I shal seye.
        In Londoun was a preest, an annueleer,
460 That therinne dwelled hadde mayn a yeer,
 Which was so plesaunt and se servysable
 Unto the wyf, where as he was at table,
 That she wolde suffre hym no thyng for to paye
 For bord ne clothyng, wente he never so gaye;
465 And spendyng silver hadde he right ynow.
 Therof no fors; I wol procede as now,
 And telle forth my tale of the chanoun
 That broghte this preest to confusioun.
        This false chanon cam upon a day
470 Unto this preestes chambre, wher he lay,
 Bisechynge hym to lene hym a certeyn
 Of gold, and he wolde quite it hym ageyn.
 "Leene me a marc," quod he, "but dayes three,
 And at my day I wol it quiten thee.
475 And if so be that thow me fynde fals,
 Another day do hange me by the hals!"
        This preest hym took a marc, and that as swithe,
 And this chanoun hym thanked ofte sithe,
 And took his leve, and wente forth his weye,
480 And at the thridde day broghte his moneye,
 And to the preest he took his gold agayn,
 Wherof this preest was wonder glad and fayn.
        "Certes," quod he, "no thyng anoyeth me
 To lene a man a noble, or two, or thre,
485 Or what thyng were in my possessioun,
 Whan he so trewe is of condicioun
 That in no wise he breke wole his day;
 To swich a man I kan never seye nay."
        "What!" quod this chanoun, "sholde I be untrewe?
490 Nay, that were thyng yfallen al of newe.
 Trouthe is a thyng that I wol evere kepe
 Unto that day in which that I shal crepe
 Into my grave, and ellis God forbede.
 Bileveth this as siker as your crede.
495 God thanke I, and in good tyme be it sayd,
 That ther was nevere man yet yvele apayd
 For gold ne silver that he to me lente,
 Ne nevere falshede in myn herte I mente.
 And sire," quod he, "now of my pryvetee,
500 Syn ye so goodlich han been unto me,
 And kithed to me so greet gentillesse,
 Somwhat to quyte with youre kyndenesse
 I wol yow shewe, and if yow list to leere,
 I wol yow teche pleynly the manere
505 Yow I kan werken in philosophie.
 Taketh good heede, ye shul wel seen at ye
 That I wol doon a maistrie er I go."
        "Ye," quod the preest, "ye, sire, and wol ye so?
 Marie! Therof I pray yow hertely."
510        "At youre comandement, sire, trewely,"
 Quod the chanoun, "and ellis God forbeede!"
        Loo, how this theef koude his service beede!
 Ful sooth it is that swich profred servyse
 Stynketh, as witnessen thise olde wyse,
515 And that, ful soone I wol it verifie
 In this chanoun, roote of al trecherie,
 That everemoore delit hath and gladnesse -
 Swiche feendly thoghtes in his herte impresse -
 How Cristes peple he may to meschief brynge.
520 God kepe us from his false dissymulynge!
 Noght wiste this preest with whom that he delte,
 Ne of his harm comynge he no thyng felte.
 O sely preest! O sely innocent!
 With coveitise anon thou shalt be blent!
525 O gracelees, ful blynd is thy conceite,
 No thyng ne artow war of the deceite
 Which that this fox yshapen hath to thee!
 His wily wrenches thou ne mayst nat flee.
 Wherfore, to go to the conclusion,
530 That refereth to thy confusion,
 Unhappy man, anon I wol me hye
 To tellen thyn unwit and thy folye,
 And eek the falsnesse of that oother wrecche,
 As ferforth as that my konnyng wol strecche.
535        This chanon was my lord, ye wolden weene?
 Sire hoost, in feith, and by the hevenes queene,
 It was another chanoun, and nat hee,
 That kan an hundred foold moore subtiltee.
 He hath bitrayed folkes many tyme;
540 Of his falsnesse it dulleth me to ryme.
 Evere whan that I speke of his falshede,
 For shame of hym my chekes wexen rede.
 Algates they bigynnen for to glowe,
 For reednesse have I noon, right wel I knowe,
545 In my visage; for fumes diverse
 Of metals, whiche ye han herd me reherce,
 Consumed and wasted han my reednesse.
 Now taak heede of this chanons cursednesse!
        "Sire," quod he to the preest, lat youre man gon
550 For quyksilver, that we it hadde anon;
 And lat hym bryngen ounces two or three;
 And whan he comth, as faste shal ye see
 A wonder thyng, which ye saugh nevere er this."
        "Sire," quod the preest, "it shal be doon, ywis."
555 He bad his servant fecchen hym this thyng,
 And he al redy was at his biddyng,
 And wente hym forth, and cam anon agayn
 With this quyksilver, shortly for to sayn,
 And took thise ounces thre to the chanoun;
560 And he hem leyde faire and wel adoun,
 And bad the servant coles for to brynge,
 That he anon myghte go to his werkynge.
        The coles right anon weren yfet,
 And this chanoun took out a crosselet
565 Of his bosom, and shewed it to the preest.
 "This instrument," quod he, "which that thou seest,
 Taak in thy hand, and put thyself therinne
 Of this quyksilver an ounce, and heer bigynne,
 In name of Crist, to wexe a philosofre.
570 Ther been ful fewe to whiche I wolde profre
 To shewen hem thus muche of my science.
 For ye shul seen heer, by experience,
 That this quyksilver I wol mortifye
 Right in youre sighte anon, withouten lye,
575 And make it as good silver and as fyn
 As ther is any in youre purs or myn,
 Or elleswhere, and make it malliable;
 And elles holdeth me fals and unable
 Amonges folk for evere to appeere.
580 I have poudre heer, that coste me deere,
 Shal make al good, for it is cause of al
 My konnyng, which that I yow shewen shal.
 Voyde youre man, and lat hym be theroute,
 And shette the dore, whils we been aboute
585 Oure pryvetee, that no man us espie,
 Whils that we werke in this philosophie."
        Al as he bad fulfilled was in dede.
 This ilke servant anonright out yede
 And his maister shette the dore anon,
590 And to hire labour spedily the gon.
 This preest, at this cursed chanons biddyng,
 Upon the fir anon sette this thyng,
 And blew the fir, and bisyed hym ful faste.
 And this chanoun into the crosselet caste
595 A poudre, noot I wherof that it was
 Ymaad, outher of chalk, outher of glas,
 Or somwhat elles, was nat worth a flye,
 To blynde with this preest; and bad hym hye
 The coles for to couchen al above
600 The crosselet. "For in tokenyng I thee love,"
 Quod this chanoun, "thyne owene handes two
 Shul werche al thyng which that shal heer be do."
        "Graunt mercy," quod the preest, and was ful glad,
 And couched coles as that the chanoun bad.
605 And while he bisy was, this feendly wrecche,
 This false chanoun - the foule feend hym fecche! -
 Out of his bosom took a bechen cole,
 In which ful subtilly was maad an hole,
 And therinne put was of silver lemaille
610 An ounce, and stopped was, withouten faille,
 This hole with wex, to kepe the lemaille in.
 And understondeth that this false gyn
 Was nat maad ther, but it was maad bifore;
 And othere thynges I shal tellen moore
615 Herafterward, whiche that he with hym broghte.
 Er he cam there, hym to bigile he thoghte,
 And so he dide, er that they wente atwynne;
 Til he had terved hym, koude he nat blynne.
 It dulleth me whan that I of hym speke.
620 On his falshede fayn wolde I me wreke,
 If I wiste how, but he is heere and there;
 He is so variaunt, be abit nowhere.
        But taketh heed now, sires, for goddes love!
 He took his cole of which I spak above,
625 And in his hand he baar it pryvely.
 And whiles the preest couched bisily
 The coles, as I tolde yow er this,
 This chanoun seyde, "Freend, ye doon amys.
 This is nat couched as it oghte be;
630 But soone I shal amenden it," quod he.
 "Now lat me medle therwith but a while,
 For of yow have I pitee, by Seint Gile!
 Ye been right hoot; I se wel how ye swete.
 Have heere a clooth, and wipe awey the wete."
635 And whiles that the preest wiped his face,
 This chanoun took his cole - with sory grace! -
 And leyde it above upon the myddeward
 Of the crosselet, and blew wel afterward,
 Til that the coles gonne faste brenne.
640        "Now yeve us drynke," quod the chanoun thenne;
 "As swithe al shal be wel, I undertake.
 Sitte we doun, and lat us myrie make."
 And whan that this chanounes bechen cole
 Was brent, al the lemaille out of the hole
645 Into the crosselet fil anon adoun;
 And as it moste nedes, by resoun,
 Syn it so even aboven it couched was.
 But therof wiste the preest nothyng, alas!
 He demed alle the coles yliche good;
650 For of that sleighte he nothyng understood.
 And whan this alkamystre saugh his tyme,
 "Ris up," quod he, "sire preest, and stondeth by me;
 And for I woot wel ingot have ye noon,
 Gooth, walketh forth, and brynge us a chalk stoon;
655 For I wol make it of the same shap
 That is an ingot, if I may han hap.
 And bryngeth eek with yow a bolle or a panne
 Ful of water, and ye shul se wel thanne
 How that oure bisynesse shal thryve and preeve.
660 And yet, for ye shul han no mysbileeve
 Ne wrong conceite of me in youre absence,
 I ne wol nat been out of youre presence,
 But go with yow, and come with yow ageyn."
 The chambre dore, shortly for to seyn,
665 They opened and shette, and wente hir weye.
 And forth with hem they carieden the keye,
 And coome agayn withouten any delay.
 What sholde I tarien al the longe day?
 He took the chalk, and shoop it in the wise
670 Of an ingot, as I shal yow devyse.
        I seye, he took out of his owene sleeve
 A teyne of silver - yvele moot he cheeve! -
 Which that ne was nat but an ounce of weighte.
 And taaketh heede now of his cursed sleighte!
675        He shoop his ingot, in lengthe and in breede
 Of this teyne, withouten any drede,
 So slyly that the preest it nat espide,
 And in his sleve agayn he gan it hide,
 And fro the fir he took up his mateere,
680 And in th' yngot putte it with myrie cheere,
 And in the water-vessel he it caste,
 Whan that hym luste, and bad the preest as faste,
 "Loke what ther is, put in thyn hand and grope.
 Thow fynde shalt ther silver, as I hope."
685 What, devel of helle, sholde it elles be?
 Shaving of silver silver is, pardee!
 He putte his hand in and took up a teyne
 Of silver fyn, and glad in every veyne
 Was this preest, whan he saugh that it was so.
690 "Goddes blessyng, and his moodres also,
 And alle halwes, have ye, sire chanoun,"
 Seyde the preest, "and I hir malisoun,
 But, and ye vouche-sauf to techen me
 This noble craft and this subtilitee,
695 I wol be youre in al that evere I may."
        Quod the chanoun, "Yet wol I make assay
 The seconde tyme, that ye may taken heede
 And been expert of this, and in youre neede
 Another day assaye in myn absence
700 This disciplyne and this crafty science.
 Lat take another ounce," quod he tho,
 Of quyksilver, withouten wordes mo,
 And do therwith as ye han doon er this
 With that oother, which that now silver is."
705        This preest hym bisieth in al that he kan
 To doon as this chanoun, this cursed man,
 Comanded hym, and faste he blew the fir,
 For to come to th' effect of his desir.
 And this chanon, right in the meene while,
710 Al redy was this preest eft to bigile,
 And for a contenaunce in his hand he bar
 An holwe stikke - taak kep and be war! -
 In the ende of which an ounce, and namoore,
 Of silver lemaille put was, as bifore
715 Was in his cole, and stopped with wex weel
 For to kepe in his lemaille every deel.
 And whil this preest was in his bisynesse,
 This chanoun with his stikke gan hym dresse
 To hym anon, and his poudre caste in
720 As he dide er - the devel out of his skyn
 Hym terve, I pray to God, for his falshede!
 For he was evere fals in thoght and dede -
 And with this stikke, above the crosselet,
 That was ordeyned with that false jet
725 He stired the coles til relente gan
 The wex agayn the fir, as every man,
 But it a fool be, woot wel it moot nede,
 And al that in the stikke was out yede,
 And in the crosselet hastily it fel.
730        Now, good sires, what wol ye bet than wel?
 Whan that this preest thus was bigiled ageyn,
 Supposynge noght but treuthe, sooth to seyn,
 He was so glad that I kan nat expresse
 In no manere his myrthe and his gladnesse;
735 And to the chanoun he profred eftsoone
 Body and good. "Ye," quod the chanoun soone,
 "Though poure I be, crafty thou shalt me fynde.
 I warne thee, yet is ther moore bihynde.
 Is ther any coper herinne?" seyde he.
740        "Ye," quod the preest, "sire, I trowe wel ther be."
        "Elles go bye us som, and that as swithe;
 Now, goode sire, go forth thy wey and hy the."
        He wente his wey, and with the coper cam,
 And this chanon it in his handes nam,
745 And of that coper weyed out but an ounce.
        Al to symple is my tonge to pronounce,
 As ministre of my wit, the doublenesse
 Of this chanoun, roote of alle cursednesse!
 He semed freendly to hem that knewe hym noght,
750 But he was feendly bothe in werk and thoght.
 It weerieth me to telle of his falsnesse,
 And nathelees yet wol I it expresse,
 To th' entente that men may be war therby,
 And for noon oother cause, trewely.
755        He putte this ounce of coper in the crosselet,
 And on the fir as swithe he hath it set,
 And caste in poudre, and made the preest to blowe,
 And in his werkyng for to stoupe lowe,
 As he dide er, - and al nas but a jape;
760 Right as hym liste, the preest he made his ape!
 And afterward in the ingot he it caste,
 And in the panne putte it at the laste
 Of water, and in he putte his owene hand,
 And in his sleve (as ye biforen-hand
765 Herde me telle) he hadde a silver teyne.
 He slyly took it out, this cursed heyne,
 Unwityng this preest of his false craft,
 And in the pannes botme he hath it laft;
 And in the water rombled to and fro,
770 And wonder pryvely took up also
 The coper teyne, noght knowynge this preest,
 And hidde it, and hym hente by the breest,
 And to hym spak, and thus seyde in his game:
 "Stoupeth adoun. By God, ye be to balme!
775 Helpeth me now, as I dide yow whileer;
 Putte in youre hand, and looketh what is theer."
 This preest took up this silver teyne anon,
 And thanne seyde the chanoun, "Lat us gon
 With thise thre teynes, whiche that we han wroght,
780 To som goldsmyth, and wite if they been oght.
 For, by my feith, I nolde, for myn hood,
 But if that they were silver fyn and good,
 And that as swithe preeved it shal bee."
        Unto the goldsmyth with thise teynes three
785 They wente, and putte thise teynes in assay
 Fo fir and hamer; myghte no man seye nay,
 But that they weren as hem oghte be.
        This sotted preest, who was gladder than he?
 Was nevere brid gladder agayn the day,
790 Ne nyghtyngale, in the sesoun of may,
 Was nevere noon that luste bet to synge;
 Ne lady lustier in carolynge,
 Or for to speke of love and wommanhede,
 Ne knyght in armes to doon an hardy dede,
795 To stonden in grace of his lady deere,
 Than hadde this preest this soory craft to leere.
 And to the chanoun thus he spak and seyde:
 "For love of God, that for us alle deyde,
 And as I may deserve it unto yow,
800 What shal this receite coste? Telleth now!"
        "By oure Lady," quod this chanon, "it is deere,
 I warne yow wel; for save I and a frere,
 In Engelond ther kan no man it make."
        "No fors," quod he, "now, sire, for Goddes sake,
805 What shal I paye? Telleth me, I preye."
        "Ywis," quod he, it is ful deere, I seye.
 Sire, at o word, if that thee list it have,
 Ye shul paye fourty pound, so God me save!
 And nere the freendshipe that ye dide er this
810 To me, ye sholde paye moore, ywis."
        This preest the somme of fourty pound anon
 Of nobles fette, and took hem everichon
 To this chanoun, for this ilke receite.
 Al his werkyng nas but fraude and deceite.
815        "Sire preest," he seyde, "I kepe han no loos
 Of my craft, for I wolde it kept were cloos;
 And, as ye love me, kepeth it secree.
 For, and men knewen al my soutiltee,
 By God, they wolden han so greet envye
820 To me, by cause of my philosophye,
 I sholde be deed; ther were noon oother weye."
        "God it forbeede," quod the preest, "what sey ye?
 Yet hadde I levere spenden al the good
 Which that I have, and elles wexe I wood,
825 Than that ye sholden falle in swich mescheef."
        "For youre good wyl, sire, have ye right good preef,"
 Quod the chanoun, "and farwel, grant mercy!"
 He wente his wey, and never the preest hym sy
 After that day; and whan that this preest shoolde
830 Maken assay, at swich tyme as he wolde,
 Of this receit, farwel! it wolde nat be.
 Lo, thus byjaped and bigiled was he!
 Thus maketh he his introduccioun,
 To brynge folk to hir destruccioun.
835        Considereth, sires, how that, in ech estaat,
 Bitwixe men and gold ther is debaat
 So ferforth that unnethes is ther noon.
 This multiplying blent so many oon
 That in good feith I trowe that it bee
840 The cause grettest of scarsetee.
 Philosophres speken so mystily
 In this craft that men kan nat come therby,
 For any wit that men han now-a-dayes.
 They mowe wel chiteren as doon thise jayes,
845 And in hir termes sette hir lust and peyne,
 But to hir purpos shul they nevere atteyne.
 A man may lightly lerne, if he have aught,
 To multiplie, and brynge his good to naught!
        Lo! swich a lucre is in this lusty game,
850 A mannes myrthe it wol turne unto grame,
 And empten also grete and hevye purses,
 And maken folk for to purchacen curses
 Of hem that han hir good therto ylent.
 O! fy, for shame! They that han been brent,
855 Allas! kan they nat flee the fires heete?
 Ye that it use, I rede ye it leete,
 Lest ye lese al; for bet than nevere is late.
 Nevere to thryve were to long a date.
 Though ye prolle ay, ye shul it nevere fynde.
860 Ye been as boold as is Bayard the blynde,
 That blondreth forth, and peril casteth noon.
 He is as boold to renne agayn a stoon
 As for to goon bisides in the weye.
 So faren ye that multiplie, I seye.
865 If that youre eyen kan nat seen aright,
 Looke that youre mynde lakke noght his sight.
 For though ye looken never so brode and stare,
 Ye shul nothyng wynne on that chaffare,
 But wasten al that ye may rape and renne.
870 Withdraweth the fir, lest it to faste brenne;
 Medleth namoore with that art, I mene,
 For if ye doon, youre thrift is goon ful clene.
 And right as swithe I wol yow tellen heere
 What philosophres seyn in this mateere.
875        Lo, thus seith Arnold of the Newe Toun,
 As his Rosarie maketh mencioun;
 He seith right thus, withouten any lye:
 "Ther may no man mercurie mortifie
 But it be with his brother knowlechyng."
880 How be that he which that first seyde this thyng
 Of philosophres fader was, Hermes -
 He seith how that the dragon, doutelees,
 Ne dyeth nat, but if that he be slayn
 With his brother; and that is for to sayn,
885 By the dragon, Mercurie, and noon oother
 He understood, and brymstoon by his brother,
 That out of Sol and Luna were ydrawe.
 And therfore, seyde he, - taak heede to my sawe -
 Lat no man bisye hym this art for to seche,
890 But if that he th' entencioun and speche
 Of philosophres understonde kan;
 And if he do, he is a lewed man.
 For this science and this konnyng," quod he,
 "Is of the secree of secrees, pardee.
895        Also ther was a disciple of Plato,
 That on a tyme seyde his maister to,
 As his book Senior wol bere witnesse,
 And this was his demande in soothfastnesse:
 "Telle me the name of the privee stoon?"
900        And Plato answerde unto hym anoon,
 "Take the stoon that Titanos men name."
        "Which is that?" quod he. "Magnasia is the same,"
 Seyde Plato. "Ye, sire, and is it thus?
 This is ignotum per ignocius.
905 What is Magnasia, good sire, I yow preye?"
        "It is a water that is maad, I seye,
 Of elementes foure," quod Plato.
        "Telle me the roote, good sire," quod he tho,
 "Of that water, if it be youre wil."
910        "Nay, nay," quod Plato, "certein, that I nyl.
 The philosophres sworn were everychoon
 That they sholden discovere it unto noon,
 Ne in no book it write in no manere.
 For unto Crist it is so lief and deere
915 That he wol nat that it discovered bee,
 But where it liketh to his deitee
 Men for t' enspire, and eek for to deffende
 Whom that hym liketh; lo, this is the ende.
        Thanne conclude I thus, sith that God of hevene
920 Ne wil nat that the philosophres nevene
 How that a man shal come unto this stoon,
 I rede, as for the beste, lete it goon.
 For whoso maketh God his adversarie,
 As for to werken any thyng in contrarie
925 Of his wil, certes, never shal he thryve,
 Thogh that he multiplie terme of his lyve.
 And there a poynt; for ended is my tale.
 God sende every trewe man boote of his bale!

Heere is ended the Chanouns Yemannes Tale

 Et sequitur pars secunda.
(Here follows the second part)

There is a canon of religion known
Among us, who'd contaminate a town,
Though 'twere as great as Nineveh the free,
Rome, Alexandria, Troy, and others three.
His tricks and all his infinite treacherousness
No man could write down fully, as I guess,
Though he should live unto his thousandth year.
In all this world for falsehood he's no peer;
For in his terms he will so twist and wind
And speak in words so slippery of kind,
When he communicates with any wight,
That he soon makes a fool of him, outright,
Unless it be a devil, as he is.
Full many a man has he beguiled ere this,
And will, if he may live a further while;
And yet men walk and ride full many a mile
To seek him out and have his acquaintance,
Naught knowing of his treacherous simulance.
And if you care to listen to me here,
I'll make the proof of what I say quite clear.
But most religious canons, just and true,
Don't think I'm slandering your house, or you,
Although my tale may of a canon be.
Some rogue's in every order, pardon me,
And God forbid that for one rascal's sake
Against a group we condemnation make.
To slander you is nowise my intent,
But to correct what is amiss I'm bent.
This tale I tell here not alone for you,
But even for others, too; you know well how
Among Christ's twelve disciples there was not
One to play traitor, save Iscariot.
Then why should all the rest be put to blame
Who guiltless were? Of you I say the same.
Save only this, if you will list to me,
If any Judas in your convent be,
Remove the man betimes, I counsel you,
Lest shame or loss or trouble should ensue.
And be displeased in nothing, I you pray,
But hear what on this matter I may say.
In London was a priest, an annualeer
Who had therein dwelt many a quiet year,
A man so pleasant and so serviceable
To the goodwife who shared with him her table,
That she would never suffer him to pay
For board or clothing, went he ever so gay;
Of spending-silver, too, he had enow.
No matter; I'll proceed as I said, now,
And tell about the canon all my tale,
Who gave this priest good cause to weep and wail.
This canon false, he came, upon a day
Into the chaplain's chamber, where he lay,
Beseeching him to lend him a certain
Amount in gold, the which he'd pay again.
"Lend me a mark," said he, "for three days, say,
And when that time's done, I will it repay.
And if you find me false, I shall not reck
If, on a day, you hang me by the neck!"
This priest brought him a mark, and quickly, too,
Whereat this canon thanked him, said adieu,
And took his leave and went forth on his way,
And brought the money back on the third day,
And to the priest he gave his gold again,
Whereof this priest was wondrous glad, 'tis plain.
"Truly," he said, "it no wise bothers me
To lend a man a noble, or two, or three,
Or any modest thing that is my own,
To him who has the disposition shown
That in no wise will he forgo to pay;
To such a man I never can say nay."
"What!" cried this canon, "Should I be untrue?
Nay, that for me would be a thing quite new.
Truth is a thing that I will ever keep
Unto that day, at last, when I shall creep
Into my grave, or elsewise God forbid!
Trust this as surely as you trust your creed.
I thank God, and in good time be it said,
That there was never yet man ill repaid
For gold or silver that to me he lent,
Nor ever falsehood in my heart I've meant.
And, sir," said he, "out of my privity,
Since you have been so very good to me,
And showed to me so great a nobleness,
Somewhat to quit you for your kindliness,
I'll show to you, and if you'd learn it here,
I'll teach you plainly all the methods dear
I use in working at philosophy.
Give it good heed, for you'll see with your eye
I'll do a masterpiece before I go."
"Yes?" asked the priest, "Yes, sir, and will you so?
Mary! Thereof I pray you heartily."
"Right at your service, sir, and truthfully,"
Replied the canon, "else, may God forbid!"
Service this thief could offer, and he did!
Full true it is that service in this guise
Stinks, as take witness of these old men wise;
And soon enough I will this verify
By this canon, the root of treachery,
Who always had delight, nor could refrain-
Such devilish thoughts within his heart did reign-
When he brought Christian folk to tribulation.
God keep us from his false dissimulation!
Naught understood this priest with whom he dealt,
And of his coming harm he nothing felt.
O hapless priest! O hapless innocent!
Blinded by avarice malevolent!
O luckless one, full blind is your conceit,
Nothing are you aware of the deceit
Which this sly fox arranges here to be!
His wily stratagems you cannot flee.
Wherefore, at once to make the ending known,
By which your troubles will be clearly shown,
Unhappy man, I'll hasten on to tell
The folly into which you blindly fell,
And, too, the treachery of that other wretch,
As far as what I know of him may stretch.
This canon was my lord, you think I mean?
Sir host, in faith, and by the Heaven's Queen,
It was another canon, and not he,
Who has a hundred-fold more subtlety!
He has betrayed the people many a time;
Of his deceit it wearies me to rhyme.
Whatever of his falsehood I have said,
For shame of him I feel my cheeks grow red;
At any rate, my cheeks begin to glow,
For redness have I none, right well I know,
In all my visage; for the fumes diverse
Of metals, whereof you've heard me rehearse,
Have all consumed and wasted my redness.
Now take heed of this canon's wickedness.
"Sir," this to the priest, "let your man be gone
For quicksilver, that we have some anon;
And let him bring us ounces two or three;
And when he comes, just so soon shall you see
A wondrous thing you've never seen ere this."
"Sir," said the priest, "it shall be done, ywis."
He bade his servant go to fetch them all,
And since the lad was ready at his call,
He got him forth and came anon again
With this quicksilver, truly to explain,
And gave these ounces three to the canon;
And he took them and laid them fairly down,
And bade the servant coals to go and bring,
That he might get to work with everything.
The coals at once were brought, and all was well;
And then this canon took a crucible
Out of his bosom, showing it to the priest.
"This instrument," said he, "you see- at least
Take in your hand, and put yourself therein
An ounce of quicksilver, and here begin,
And in God's name, to be philosopher!
There are but few to whom I would proffer
To make my science clear and evident.
For you shall learn here, by experiment,
That this quicksilver will I mortify
Right in your sight anon, without a lie,
And make it as good silver and as fine
As any that's in your purse or in mine,
Or elsewhere, aye, and make it malleable;
Otherwise hold me false, unfit as well
Among good folk for ever to appear.
I have a powder here that cost me dear,
Shall do all this, for it's the root of all
My craft; you'll see what shall therewith befall.
Dismiss your man and let him stay without,
And shut the door fast while we are about
Our secret work, that no man may espy
The way we work in this philosophy."
All was then done as canon had decreed;
This servant took himself straight out, indeed,
Whereat his master barred the door anon,
And to their labour quickly they were gone.
The priest, at this damned canon's ordering,
Upon the fire anon did set this thing,
And blew the fire and busied him full fast;
Within the crucible the canon cast
A powder (I know not whereof it was
Compounded, whether of chalk, or maybe glass,
Or something else- it was not worth a fly)
To blind the priest with; and he bade him high
The coals to pile the crucible above.
"In token of how much I bear you love,"
This canon said, "your own two hands, and none
Other, shall do this thing that shall be done."
"Thank you," the priest replied, and was right glad,
And heaped the coals up as the canon bade.
And while he laboured thus, this fiendish wretch,
This canon false- may him the foul Fiend fetch!-
Out of his bosom took a beechen coal,
Wherein right cunningly he'd bored a hole
In which, before, he'd put of silver limail
An ounce, and which he'd stopped up, without fail,
With blackened wax, to keep the filings in.
And understand you well that this false gin
Was not made there, but it was made before;
And there were other things I'll tell you more
About hereafter, which with him he'd brought;
Ere he came there, to cheat he'd taken thought,
And ere they parted he did even so;
Till he had skinned him he could not forgo.
It wearies me when of him I do speak,
For on his falsehood I myself would wreak,
If I knew how; but he is here and there;
He is so restless he abides nowhere.
But take heed now, sirs, for God's very love!
He took this coal whereof I spoke above,
And in his hand he bore it privily.
And while the priest did pile up busily
The burning coals, as I told you ere this,
This canon said: "My friend, you do amiss;
This is not piled up as it ought to be;
But soon I shall amend all that," said he.
"Now let me thereof have a hand the whiles,
For I've great pity on you, by Saint Giles!
You are right hot, I see well how you sweat,
Take here a cloth and wipe away the wet."
And while the simple priest did wipe his face,
This canon took his coal, and with grave grace,
Laid it above and well to middleward
Upon the crucible, and blew it hard
Until the flames did blaze, up hot again.
"Now give us drink, sir," said the canon then,
"For soon all shall be well, I undertake;
Let us sit down, and let us merry make."
And when this treacherous canon's beechen coal
Was burnt, then all the filings from the hole
Into the crucible fell down anon;
As so, in reason, it must needs have done,
Since so well centred over it was;
But thereof nothing knew the priest, alas!
He deemed that all the coals alike were good,
For of the trick he nothing understood.
And when this alchemist was ready, he
Said to the priest: "Rise up and stand by me;
And since I know that metal mould you've none,
Go sally forth and bring here a chalk-stone;
For I will make one of the very shape
That ingot moulds have, if I can them ape.
And, too, bring in with you a bowl or pan
Full of clear water, and you'll see, dear man,
How well our business here shall thrive, in brief.
And yet, that you may have no unbelief,
Or think that somehow I'm not doing right,
I'll never be a moment out of sight,
But go with you and come with you again."
The chamber door, then, briefly to explain,
They opened and they shut, and went their way.
And as they went they took the key, I say,
And came again, without a long delay,
Why should I tarry here the livelong day?
He took the chalk and shaped it in such wise
As moulds are made, as further I'll apprise.
I say, he took, then, out of his own sleeve
A tain of silver (Hell the man receive!)
Which was an ounce, no more or less, in weight;
Now here's the trick, the way of which I'll state!
He shaped his mould in length and breadth to be
Like to the tain of silver, as you see,
So slyly that the priest this never spied;
And in his sleeve did then the model hide;
And from the fire he took his crucible
And poured it in the mould, for all went well,
And in the bowl of water then did cast
The mould and all, and bade the priest, at last:
"Seek what there is, put in your hand and grope,
And you shall find there silver, as I hope;
What- devils out of Hell!- should it else be?
Filing of silver silver is!" cried he.
He put his hand in and a tain took out
Of silver fine, and glad, you cannot doubt,
Was this priest when he saw that it was so.
"God's blessing, and His Mother's dear also,
And all the saints', too, may you have, my friend,"
The priest replied, "and may they curse my end
Unless you will vouchsafe to teach to me
This noble craft and all this subtlety;
I will be yours in all that ever I may!"
Said then the canon: "Yet will I essay
A second time, that you may take good heed
And be expert in this, and at your need
When I am absent on another day,
You may this science and its arts essay.
Quicksilver take," said he, "one ounce, no more,
As you'll remember that we did before,
And as you treated that, so do with this
And like the first 'twill change, which silver is."
The priest then followed carefully the plan,
As he'd been bidden by this cursed man,
The canon; long and hard he blew the fire
To bring about the thing he did desire.
And this said canon waited all the while,
All ready there the poor priest to beguile,
And, for assurance in his hand did bear
A hollow stick (take heed, sirs, and beware!),
In end of which an ounce was, and no more,
Of silver filings put, all as before
Within the coal, and stopped with wax, a bit,
To keep the filings in the hole of it.
And while the priest was busy, as I say,
This canon, drawing close, got in his way,
And unobserved he threw the powder in
Just as before (the Devil from his skin
Strip him, I pray to God, for lies he wrought;
For he was ever false in deed and thought);
And with his stick, above the crucible,
Arranged for knavish trickery so well,
He stirred the coals until to melt began
The thin wax in the fire, as every man,
Except a fool, knows well it must, sans doubt,
And all that was within the stick slipped out,
And quickly in the crucible it fell.
Good sirs, what better do you wish than well?
When now the priest was thus beguiled again,
Supposing naught but truth, I should explain,
He was so glad that I cannot express,
In any way, his mirth and his gladness;
And to the canon he did proffer soon
Body and goods. "Yea," was the canon's tune,
"Though I am poor, I'm artful as you'll find;
I warn you plainly, there's yet more behind.
Is there some copper in your place?" asked he.
"Yea," said the priest, "I think there may well be."
"If not, go buy us some, and quickly too,
Good sir, make haste and fetch us it, pray do."
He went his way, and with the copper came,
And in his hands this canon took the same,
And of the copper weighed out but an ounce.
My tongue is far too simple to pronounce,
As servant to my wit, the doubleness
Within this canon, root of wickedness.
Friendly he seemed to those that knew him not
But he was fiendly both in heart and thought.
It wearies me to tell of his falseness,
Nevertheless yet will I it express
To end that all men may be warned thereby,
And for no other reason, truthfully.
Within the crucible he puts the ounce
Of copper which upon the fire he mounts,
And casts in powder, making the priest blow,
And at his labouring to stoop down low,
All as before, and all was but a jape;
Just as he pleased, he made the priest his ape.
And afterward into the mould he cast
The copper; into the water pan at last
Plunging the whole, and thrust therein his hand.
And in his sleeve (as you did understand
Before) he had a certain silver tain.
He slyly took it out, this damned villain,
While still the priest saw nothing of the plan,
And left it in the bottom of the pan;
And in the water groped he to and fro
And very stealthily took up also
The copper tain, of which the priest knew naught,
And hiding it, he by the breast him caught,
And spoke to him, thus carrying on his game:
"Stoop lower down, by God, you are to blame!
Come, help me now, as I did you whilere,
Put in your hand and search and learn what's there."
This priest took up the silver tain anon,
And then the canon said: "Let us be gone
With these three plates, the which we have so wrought,
To some goldsmith, to learn if they're worth aught.
For by my faith, I wouldn't, for my hood,
Have them, save they are silver fine and good,
And that immediately proved shall be."
Unto the goldsmith, then, with these tains three,
They went, and put the metal in assay
By fire and hammer; no man could say nay,
But they were silver, as the ought to be.
This foolish priest, who was more glad than he?
Never was gladder bird for dawn of day,
Nor nightingale in season of the May,
Nor was there ever one more fain to sing;
Nor lady happier in carolling
Or speaking much of love and woman's meed;
Nor knight in arms to do a hardy deed
To stand in graces of his lady dear-
Than was the priest this sorry craft to hear;
And to the canon thus he spoke and said:
"For love of God, Who for us all was dead,
And as I may requite it unto you,
What shall this recipe cost? Come, tell me now?"
"By 'r Lady," said this canon, "it is dear,
I warn you well; for now in England here
One friar and I are all who can it make."
"No matter," said he, "now, sir, for God's sake,
What shall I pay? Oh, tell me this, I pray!"
"Truly," said he, "it is right dear, I say;
Sir, in one word, if this thing you will have,
You shall pay forty pounds, so God me save!
And were it not for friendship shown ere this
To me, you should pay more than that, ywis."
This priest the sum of forty pounds anon
In nobles fetched, and gave them, every one,
To this said canon for this said receipt;
His business was all fraud and all deceit.
"Sir priest," he said, "I do not care to lose
My secret craft, and I would 'twere kept close;
So, as you love me, keep it privily;
For if men knew all of my subtlety,
By God above, they'd have so great envy
Of me, because of my philosophy,
I should be slain, there'd be no other way."
"Nay, God forbid!" replied the priest. "What say?
Far rather would I spend all coin, by gad,
That I possess (and else may I grow mad!)
Than that you fall in any such distress."
"For your good will, I wish you all success,"
Replied the canon, "farewell, many thanks."
He went, and ne'er the priest this mountebank's
Face saw thereafter; and when this priest would
Make his own test, at such time as he could,
Of this receipt, farewell! it would not be!
Lo, thus bejaped and thus beguiled was he!
And thus he had his introduction in
The way men fall to ruin and to sin.
Consider, sirs, how that, in each estate,
Between men and their gold there is debate
To such degree that gold is nearly done.
This multiplying blinds so many a one
That in good faith I think that it may be
The greatest cause of this said scarcity.
Philosophers they speak so mistily
About this craft, plain men can't come thereby
With any wit that men have nowadays.
They may well chatter, as do all these jays,
And in vague cant set their desire and pain,
But to their purpose shall they ne'er attain.
A man may easily learn, if he have aught,
To multiply, and bring his wealth to naught.
Lo, such a gain is in this pleasant game
A man's mirth it will turn to grief and shame,
And it will empty great and heavy purses,
And causes alchemists to get the curses
Of all of those who thereunto have lent.
O fie! For shame! Those who the fire resent,
Alas! can they not flee the fire's fierce heat?
If you have tried it, leave it, I repeat,
Lest you lose all; better than never is late.
Never to thrive at all were a long date.
And though you prowl, you never gold shall find;
You are as bold as Bayard is, the blind,
That blunders forth and thinks of danger, none;
He is as bold to run against a stone
As to go ambling down the broad highway.
And so fare you who multiply, I say.
If your two fleshly eyes can't see aright,
Look to it that your mind lack not for sight.
For, though you look about and though you stare,
You shall not win a mite in traffic there,
But you shall waste all you may scrape and turn.
Avoid that fire, lest much too fast it burn;
Meddle no more with that base art, I mean,
For if you do, you'll lose your savings clean.
And now I'll tell you briefly, if I may,
What the philosophers about this say.
Arnold of Villanovana I will cite.
In his Rosarium he brings to light
These facts, and says- in this I do not lie:
"No man can mercury ever mortify,
Unless its brother's aid to it he bring,
And also he who first did say this thing
Was father of philosophers, Hermes;
He said the dragon, doubtless, takes his ease
And never dies, unless there's also slain
His brother, which, to make the matter plain,
Means, by the dragon, mercury, none other,
And brimstone's understood to mean the brother,
That out of Sol and Luna we can draw.
And therefore," said he, "give heed to my saw,
Let no man busy him ever with this art
Unless philosophers to him impart
Their meaning clearly, for unless he can
Their language grasp, he's but an ignorant man.
This science and this learning, too," said he,
"Must ever the most secret secrets be."
Also there was a student of Plato
Who on a time said to his master so,
As his book Senior will bear witness;
And this was his demand, in truthfulness:
"Tell me the name, sir, of the Secret Stone."
And Plato answered in this wise anon:
"Take, now, the stone that Titanos men name."
"What's that?" asked he. "Magnesia is the same,"
Plato replied. "Yea, sir, and is it thus?
This is ignotum per ignotius.
What is magnesia, good sir, I do pray?"
"It is a water that is made, I say,
Out of four elements,' replied Plato.
"Tell me the root, good sir," said he, "if so,
What then, is water, tell me if you will."
"Nay, nay," said Plato, "and now peace, be still."
Philosophers are sworn, aye, every one,
That they will thus discover it to none,
Nor in a book will write it for men here;
For unto Christ it is so lief and dear
That He wills that it not discovered be,
Save where it's pleasing to His deity
Man to inspire, and also, to defend
Whom that He will; and lo, this is the end.
And thus do I conclude: Since God in Heaven
Wills that philosophers shall not say even
How any man may come upon that stone,
I say, as for the best, let it alone.
For whoso makes of God his adversary,
To work out anything that is contrary
To what He wills, he'll surely never thrive,
Though he should multiply while he's alive.
And there's the end; for finished is my tale.
May God's salvation to no good man fail! Amen. 

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